officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

beautifulashton:

when I made this blog it was just a place for me to reblog 5sos images I never thought I’d actually get followers and end up spending more time on here than my other blog

hemmxiings:

but guys

is he really

holding

a fake boob

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

now we wait

he mad